Script

Some of the grammar is intentionally written incorrectly.  In addition this original script was slightly edited for simplicity.
Originally, I recorded my little sisters to do the voices for Andrew and Joseph, but due to complications they had to withdraw from the project.  Fortunately, a few days later, I had 2 volunteers to voice over the main characters.  

Thank you Kevin Soule, and Arron Aguayo for the voices.  Thank you also to Tony Carnaghi for recording them.   

Both: (Playing and laughter).

Andrew:  "Hey Jo,  You ready for some Bad Dudes?  "I am Slash!"

Joseph:  "and I am Blades!"

Both:  "and we're Bad Dudes!"

Andrew:  "You ready Blades?"

Joseph:  "Oh yea!"

Andrew:  "Attack!!!  ( Fighting noises)  Ayah!  Rha!  (You're hit from behind) Aa."

Joseph:  "Slash?  (Suddenly distracted)  Ooo. Scorpion... Awesome...  Come here little buddy"

Andrew:  "moan"

Joseph:  Slash.  Oh no!  Nobody messes with...  (abrupt pause)

Andrew:  "Back up bro Bro.  The princess is mine.  Rah!  Ayah!  (Suddenly confused).  Hey.  Why ain't you fighting?"

Joseph:  "(Grunt) We save the princesses, R'member.  I wanna princess too!"

Andrew:  "You can't save the princess.  Yer too little" Joseph:  "I'm not little!  (Revelation) I can save the princess." Andrew:  "Where you going?"

Joseph:  "Gonna save the princess."

Andrew: "What!  (Frustrated and jealous) That's not the princess."

Joseph:  Oh here's the princess.  (Smooching)

Andrew:  "Stop kissing the princess. (Frustrated) I'm gonna tell" Grandma:  "Andrew! Joseph!  Ben a comer tu spaghetti!" Andrew approaches Joseph

Andrew:  Princess? Joseph:  eh. Princess. Andrew:  Spaghetti?

Joseph:  (Excited) Spaghetti!! (Challenging Andrew) Race ya?  One... Twooo ...  (Runs out of scene) Last one's a rotten egg.

Andrew:  "Hey!  No fair. You cheated!"

Joseph:  "Spaghetti.  Oh yea. (Andrew snags Joseph's spoon) Hey!  That's my spoon."

Andrew and then Joseph:  (Loud eating noises).